Say What? Mobile App Monitors Your Sex Life and Rates Your Performance in Bed

Remember when you were happy to get a monitor you wear when you go jogging to help  track your progress? That is so yesterday. Mobile app Spreadsheets goes many steps further — it tracks your performance in bed. Spreadsheets provides you with both statistical and historical feedback by tracking your movements and audio levels in bed.

The app is available from Apple. The app rewards you with status titles for things like having sex for more than 40 minutes, having a "lazy Sunday," where you have sex at least five times on Sunday, or having sex first thing in the morning. 

This is possibly the least sexiest app we've ever heard of - unless of course, you have a fetish for extreme organisation.

See photos of how the App works after the cut