Royal Baby: Waiting for Godot Part 2

*Takes a deep breath first.

*screams "Royal baby will you come already?????? 

Samuel Beckett we need you now for a sequel to Waiting For Godot.

There's been an adrenaline rush since Sunday the 14th as journalists people all around the world wait in anticipation to herald the birth of the "Royal Baby".

The Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton was expected to give birth in mid-July. People are now worried that she is days late. 

Only 4% of women give birth on their due date. Most women go into labour one week either side of 40 weeks and statistically women pregnant with girls have shorter pregnancies than those having boys. So i guess we have nothing to worry about.  My only worry right now is that i can't wait to blog about the "Royal Birth" *wink

Journalists have camped outside St. Mary's hospital for a week, the hospital has now become a tourist attraction. 

Tourists are flocking to the Lindo Wing at St Mary's Hospital in part because it is where the Duchess of Cambridge is planning to give birth but also because of the vast media presence outside the hospital.

Royal Birth has been trending for over a week. Lots of breaking news on the subject. *whew

This baby is already an idol even before birth. 

Hmmmmmm.