HUMOUR: How to ask a girl out according to the Scriptures

Happy Sunday folks,

This is a convo between a girl and a boy, the boy was asking her out and decided to do it according  to the scriptures. 

You could learn a thing or two to enhance your skills *wink

Read it after the jump break...

Boy: Do you have a boyfriend?

GIRL: Nope. I don't want to have a boyfriend.

BOY: Gen. 2:18 The Lord God said, “It is not

good for the man to be alone. I will make a

helper suitable for him.”

GIRL: But I don't love you.

BOY: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love does

not know God, because God is love."

GIRL: And how do I know you mean those words.

BOY: Matthew 12:34b “For out of the

abundance of the heart the mouth speaks."

GIRL: But how can I be sure that you're loyal

and honest?

BOY: Matthew 24:35 "Heaven and earth will pass

away, but my words will never pass away."

GIRL: But why me? There are a lot of girls out

there.

BOY: Proverbs 31:29 "Many women do noble

things, but you surpass them all."

GIRL: But what is in me that you like?

BOY: Song of Solomon 4:7 "You are altogether

beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

GIRL: But I'm not all that beautiful...you're

exaggerating.

BOY: Proverbs 31:30 "Charm is deceptive, and

beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the

Lord is to be praised."

GIRL: What happens if I say yes?

BOY: Genesis 2:24 "Therefore man shall leave

his father and his mother and hold fast to his

wife, and they shall become one flesh."

GIRL: How come you know the scriptures this much?

BOY: Joshua 1:8 " This book of the Law shall not

depart from your mouth, but you shall meditate

on it day and night, so that you may be careful

to do all that is written in it. For then you will

make your way prosperous and you will have

good success."

GIRL: wooow, I can see u really love God.

BOY: Psalm 34:8 "Oh, taste and see that the

Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes

refuge in Him.

GIRL: hmmm. Ok please give me time to think

about it.

BOY: Philippians 4:8 "Finally brethren, whatever

is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just,

whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is

commendable, if there is any excellence, if there

is anything worthy of praise, think about these

things."

GIRL: owwww I love you already

BOY: Revelation 22:21b "Amen!